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Oct

MP3 Breasts!

Technology is going places! Now boombastic babes can carry MP3 player in WonderBra.

According to The Sun, a UK tabloid – ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it’s got a big jubs angle – BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they’re to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.

Accordingly, he’s proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we’re not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Read full story : http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/

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